Amusement Park!

[Jette Vonavisca]

*Jumps up and uses the [glow=red,2,300]SPORK OF CHAOS[/glow] on the metal bar*

[CoffeeBeanAvenger]

*The[glow=red,2,300]SPORK OF CHAOS[/glow] flares to life, illuminating the area in brilliant infra-dead light, and things get weird...*

*the land rushes away until the sea is nearby, and it remains perfectly still, while the earth heaves and rolls like waves upon the ocean, and tin sardines rain from pink helicopters with octopuses for rotors, while the organ music from "Phantom Of the Opera" plays in the background, all as 37.2 Million Monkeys attempt to re-create the works of Shakespeare on 37.2 Million typewriters. Needless to say, the noise is deafening.*

[Jette Vonavisca]

"GAH! I'm deaf! Let's try this again!" *Points [glow=red,2,300]SPORK OF CHAOS[/glow] at the monkey, helicopters, and the ground*

[Robyn]

*a note appears on the [glow=red,2,300]SPORK OF CHAOS[/glow]* It says: Please wait as the administrator of this item is busy, he will be with you shortly.

[Jette Vonavisca]

*Reads note* 0_0; *Curls into a ball* "I hate octopi....."

[Robyn]

They're squiggly!

[Skiv]

Dun like squid... Giant ones that is. o.o

[Jette Vonavisca]

*Pulls out a circus tent sized umbrella and opens it* "I always knew this would come in handy!"

[Robyn]

Yay!

[CoffeeBeanAvenger]

*the world around all three of them shatters like a mirror struck by a bulldozer, and they plummet into depths of nothingnessnessnessness. SPLASH they land in water and sink like particularly un-bouyant rocks to the bottom 1000 feet below, along with the monkeys and rapidly disentegrating helicopters. They discover they can breathe, and are not dying from the pressure. At the same time, the [glow=red,2,300]SPORK OF CHAOS![/glow] sprouts wing/fins and a cat head, and flits aways into the murky depths and vanishes.*

[Robyn]

*wakes up (underwater mind you)* AH!! Swimming monkeys! Unconcious Skivvish! Nuh! *shakes Skiv* Lets go! *trys to swim away* *screams in terror realizing that her legs are entangled in coral* *trys to find her magic..........ness* *suddenly, Robin shoots out of the water and flys 800 feet above the water* *she dives back in missing the land in the process* Glub glub glub glub glub. *just then, a bottle nosed dolphin swims up* *Seeing her chance Robin pulls out some rope from a convenient pocket in her jeans and lasso's the dolphin* fhold bon! *she yells to Jette and Skiv. (which of course means, hold on, under water)
*the dolphin then begins to swim as fast as it can* (which is very fast) *finally depositing Robin on the beach* *she looks around for Jette and Skiv.......but they are nowhere to be seen.......* *just then, a stork flys overhead and drops a towek on Robin's head* *you can see her fading in the darkening light straining her eyes to catch a glimps of Skiv and Jette...........*

[Jette Vonavisca]

*Stomps up onto the beach, carrying an unconcious Skiv, and covered from head to toe in seaweed* "I. Hate. Seaweed. Blech. And my almighty spork is gone." *Looks around* "And, as a matter of fact, so is my amusement park. I worked so hard." *Just then, Bob walks up, carrying the [glow=red,2,300]SPORK OF CHAOS[/glow]*

Bob: Lookie! I found shiny in the ocean! *Hands [glow=red,2,300]SPORK OF CHAOS[/glow]*

*Takes [glow=red,2,300]SPORK OF CHAOS[/glow]*

O__O

[Skiv]

*small twitch*

*wakes up slightly* There's a face... *sees Robin* Two faces... *giggles* Two likkle floating faces... Robin face, birdy face!! *pats Robin's cheek* ROBIN! *spaz* *beams up at her* Why am I floating?... *eyes go out of focuse* Jette! *hugs* He's magic, he makes me float!! o.o

[Robyn]

. Ahh....but I make me float. Here, *hands Skiv shiny rock* Maybe your eyes won't go out of focus anymore. *eyes dart* Yeah about the rock..........I just found it ok?
*shifty eyes* THERE'S NOTHING IN THE BAG! o.o

[Jette Vonavisca]

*Hands Skiv Coke* "This'll make it all better!"