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Post by The Evil Overlordess on May 8, 2005 21:03:43 GMT -5
"This next nomination in the 'Coolness' category is for... 'Most Wicked Part-Time Skiv Follower!"
TEO looks around for the presenter and realizes she forgot to ask someone to present for this one. She points to a random girl in the audience.
"You! Get up here!"
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Post by Not Southern Rachl on May 8, 2005 21:09:24 GMT -5
"Me?" Not Southern Rachl gets up from her seat, looking flabbergasted. "Sure!"
She stumbled up the stairs and took the microphone from TEO and nodded as she whispered in her ear.
"The winner for this award is..." She made a dramatic gesture and hit the ASW in the ear. "Furball! Yaaaaay!"
And then Not Southern Rachl IMPLODED and was not seen again for many a moon.
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Post by Kirukelgyr on May 8, 2005 21:29:59 GMT -5
*blinks* Oh meow. I've done something wrong, haven't I?
Twinkie: Purrleep.
Oh, really?
Twinkie: Purrrrleeeeeeeep.
Ah. *stands up* *to all* Thank You. *sits down*
Twinkie: *sighs* Purrleep.
Oh...I do?
Twinkie: Purrleep.
Okay. *walks over and takes award* Thank you again! *walks back* *sits down*
Twinkie: Purrleep?
No, if I let you hold it you'll eat it. NO EATING! MEOW!
Twinkie: *glowers*
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Post by Robyn on May 8, 2005 22:08:51 GMT -5
w00t for Furball! *pets Twinkie*
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Post by Skiv on May 8, 2005 22:41:50 GMT -5
*hands Twinkie a twinkie* *claps happily*
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Coconut
Lesser Minion
Evil Cat Adviser to TEO. Possibly the brains behind the Empire.
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Post by Coconut on May 9, 2005 9:45:08 GMT -5
Coconut takes a photo of the blackened spot on the stage and grins. He also takes one of Rum Tum Tugger, Spoot, John Travolta's black eye, and the stage manager, Kimbert.
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Post by AnarchistPigeon on May 9, 2005 14:17:46 GMT -5
YAYNESS for the ADMINS!!!!!
YAYNESS for the SKIV!
YANESS for the FURBALL!!!
*and the pigeons go wild*
*then they start to pick hungrily at that blackend spot that was Not Southern Rachl.*
Stop that, Stop that!!!!
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Post by Robyn on May 9, 2005 17:59:43 GMT -5
*pets pigions* w00t!
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Post by Oz on May 9, 2005 18:28:54 GMT -5
As the last award was finally decided, one very small object could be seen dropped from high above in the rafters and landing on the stage with a SWOOSH! For those of you who don't know what a SWOOSH is like, it's a bit like a BAMMM!!! but with more slithering noises involved.
Anywho, once this small object had fallen onto the stage and then made its characteristically random sound effect, it exploded into many bits, leaving a huge cloud of smoke filling the auditorium.
There was much coughing, a few "what the heck is this?" and even one startled scream followed by a large WHUMP! as of something falling to the ground.
However, once the smoke cleared it was obvious that a disheveled (and badly limping figure) was within the center.
"Make way for Sagacious Oz! Guru of Bewildered Enlightenment and everything zesty!"
This statement was answered with a few halfhearted claps, twenty two cricket chirps, and a voice belonging to a particularly slow individual saying, "Watch out, smoke!" He was then promptly thrown out and then executed.
Coconut walked up to Oz, ignoring the rather large amount of blood that was making up the better part of his face. "You're late."
"Fashionably so. All us cool people are doing it."
"Ri~ght...."
"It's okay that you don't understand, little kitty. My wisdom is so deep that it makes the wise look like fools."
"You're the only fool here, Oz. And well, John Travolta. He should've known better to come, but it seems that guy never learns."
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Post by AnarchistPigeon on May 9, 2005 19:04:38 GMT -5
*all pigeons in the auditorium suddenly land and go silent, staring at Oz. One by one they begin to coo in a chant like manner. it fills the auditorium, nearly driving everyone mad.*
*AP lets out a high screach-y string of coos*
translation: NO! You may NOT eat him now! Wait until the awards are over, for goodness sake!
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Post by Jette Vonavisca on May 11, 2005 18:53:19 GMT -5
*Shakes head*
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Post by Kirukelgyr on May 11, 2005 19:29:30 GMT -5
*strokes her award, not paying attention*
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Post by Robyn on May 12, 2005 12:26:18 GMT -5
*blinks* Hi Oz.
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Post by Kirukelgyr on May 12, 2005 15:01:48 GMT -5
*Stands up* *yawns* *sits back down*
Twinkie: Purrleep?
I was making a statement.
Twinkie: Purrleep.
It wasn't supposed to be obvious, Twinkie dearest. If it was obvious TEO would meow at me.
Twinkie: Purrleep.
Don't make me thwap you with the shininess. *threatens with award*
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Post by Robyn on May 12, 2005 17:10:48 GMT -5
o.o
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Look at the lovely leaf Oz brought me!!
