yegg
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Post by yegg on Apr 19, 2006 23:10:07 GMT -5
*YeGG strolls up to the aspiring adventurers*
Hi People! I wAs just wAtching yall in me Cristal Ball ('twas a gift and curse from jay-z), n' I spotted yall fewls doin' sum sort of wyvern hunt
So I stopped by the Mousetrap strip mall, but they only had balloon animals and I only had a stick of big red gum, a Wal-Mart gift card(remaining balance=$14.56), and my Risk 2210 A.D. board game...
They were closed anyway. They're only open for the spring equinox, waxing and waning gibbous days of the moon cycle, and all Friday the 13ths
Hmmm........Any ideas?!?
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Post by Kirukelgyr on Apr 20, 2006 18:20:56 GMT -5
Yay! It's yegg! *tackles* *hugs*
*minute later*
A'ight! Let us dress up the marmot Robin found as a marmoset! Then we can use one of Jette's plot holes to get a giant mousetrap.
So, Robin! You and Sora dress up the marmot!
TEO, you and yegg go steal one of Jette's plot holes!
I'll stand here looking heroic!
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Post by Robyn on Apr 20, 2006 19:13:17 GMT -5
Hooray for Furball's heroic...ness....*eyes dart*
*tosses costume on marmoset* ......What?
Oh yeah, Yegg and TEO may not have to go looking for a plothole, I may have one here with me unless it fell outta my pocket again.
*digs through pockets* Dang, it's gone. Mini quest time! I must go find the missing plothole! *strikes pose* *dashes off the way she came dragging the marmoset-dressed-as-a-marmot after her*
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yegg
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Post by yegg on Apr 20, 2006 22:10:53 GMT -5
*YeGG screams at the sheer pain induced by the vicious tackle/hug of kirukelgyr, yet can't help but feel good with the knowledge that there is someone out there thats comprehends his struggle as a modern Menace2society*
*Then he realized that he put the board game mousetrap in his napsack during one of his many lonesome train-hopping excursions(He made it amidst the glare of the sunrise whilst playing his industrial strength Harmonica and scattering the neat pile of hay he just finished sleeping on)*
I'm not quite sure this trap (the mousetrap board game) is complex enough to catch a thrifty wyvern
And nobody wants a wyvern that isn't thrifty
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Post by Aris on Apr 21, 2006 8:02:38 GMT -5
If we need a thrifty wyvren, we could go to the thrifty store!! Yes! To the thrifty store!
*Starts to run madly away, trips over Robo-Bunny-Bot*
Ow...
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Post by Kirukelgyr on Apr 21, 2006 19:27:46 GMT -5
But wait! What's the point of buying a thrifty Wyvern when we can catch one and like...put in our siggies "I survived the Wyvern Hunt" or somewhat.
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yegg
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Post by yegg on Apr 23, 2006 11:26:42 GMT -5
Even the thrifty store doesn't order thrifty wyverns because the BWE has no demand for them.
So yeah we're gonna have to catch one.
And we still need some good ideas. Cause I haven't heard any so far.
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Post by Kirukelgyr on Apr 23, 2006 12:38:07 GMT -5
Er...Perhaps we should lure it with something it likes into a trap?
But what do Wyverns like? Sprinkles? Ganstas? Gansta Sprinkles?
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Post by Robyn on Apr 23, 2006 13:35:34 GMT -5
GANGSTA SPRINKLES! *eyes dart*
What now what now? *looks around* Perhaps they like pomegranates. Or kiwi.
Or even, *GASP* vegetables!
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yegg
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Post by yegg on Apr 23, 2006 21:23:43 GMT -5
One of my best friends at my last residence was a wyvern.....
But, I forgot his phone #, so we can't ask him what would lure him into a trap.
I remember him saying something about seaweed, but I can't remember his opinion.
We already have the "marmoset." All we need is one of those fancy mousetrap things, and the wyverns'll be falling out of the sky for us.
Or we could find out where they sleep and plan a full-force, guerilla warfare, bazai-kamikaze, teenage mutant ninja turtle-style raid in thier territory . Do they sleep upside-down in trees(like bats), under water(like parrot fish), out in the open(like lions) or in little burrows in the ground(like me)???Hmm, makes you think doesnt it???Makes you feel like a little insignifigant being, in this god-forsaken world..............
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Post by Kirukelgyr on Apr 24, 2006 14:30:54 GMT -5
*tears* I...had no idea...*sniffle*
*ahem* Anyway, back to subject. *whips out her Furball Handbook* My Handbook might say how to capture Wyverns!!
Book: Chappie 8, Wyverns. Wyverns do not like Furballs. Avoid if at all possible. The End.
Yay!! That was so informative! *beams* I know exactly what to do now!
*sudden random rock falls from the sky randomly and randomly hits Furball in the head randomly*
Aha...hah...ah...a... *falls over*
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Post by Aris on Apr 25, 2006 11:26:17 GMT -5
*does a fancy little back flip and catches the rock, that tries to fly out of her hand at Furball*
Dear god! It is the infamous 'Wyvren Rock'! They only come around when there is talk of wyvrens, *struggle* or waffle irons... *struggle* Which is why they are no longer found in hotels at breakfast...
That means... *a large shadowy thingy flys above them*
FOLLOW THAT SHADOW! *mad dashes*
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Post by Kirukelgyr on Apr 25, 2006 15:12:12 GMT -5
*sits up sleepily* What about waffles? *gets hit in the head again by the rock*
*wince* Ooch.
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Post by Aris on Apr 27, 2006 13:24:56 GMT -5
*turns around* Sorry Furball! *runs back* Someone else follow that shadow while I heal dear furball!
*glues rock to tree stump* *puts ice on furball* *shoves good cookies in her mouth, puts boennet on her head* *takes picture* Hehehe, more black mail *removes bonnet*
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yegg
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Post by yegg on Apr 27, 2006 19:54:16 GMT -5
*Follows that shadow*
*Feels worried about furball*
*loves blackmail*
*Hates not being able to think of anything to say*
*Keeps following that shadow*
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