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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Jun 3, 2004 16:14:03 GMT -5
The Higherlands are the Empire's equivelant of Scotland's Highlands. There are many potatoes grown here, a worryingly large amount of tartan and goats, and many bagpipers, which are an Evil alignment all of their own. One day, TEO hopes to join their ranks.
--TEO
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Post by Kirukelgyr on Jun 3, 2004 16:35:27 GMT -5
MUWHA! *leads hoard into Higherlands* much fun.
SPRITE AND CREAM FOR EVERYONE!!
*uses coke and dairy product materializing powers*
Kitty Hoard: *cheer*
*drinks sprite*
Twinkie: Purrleep?
I'm not happy with you Twinkie, you ate the city key to the Higherlands! now we can't take it over!
Twinkie: Purrleep.
Yes, i know we could just take it over with force, but there is only 11 of us!
Twinkie: Purrleep.
Yes, i know that that has never stopped any conquerer before, but still.
Twinkie: Purrleep.
Yes! that is a brilliant idea Twinkie! LET US GO BACK TO THE UNDERLANDS AND ORDER PIZZA MY HOARD!
Kitty Hoard: *cheer*
Twinkie, you are a cat after my own heart.
Twinkie: Purrleep. *beams*
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Post by Skiv on Jun 3, 2004 17:06:34 GMT -5
Ooooh!!! We had pizza lastnight at church. I didn't eat any though.
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Post by Kirukelgyr on Jun 3, 2004 18:29:10 GMT -5
*shrug* whatever.
HEY SKIV! i want ya to meet my hoard:
Marshmallow is in charge of trap disposal, Nougat, Marmalade, and Mwow are all generals. Twinkie is my trusted advisor. (who eats shiny things) Pumpkin sometimes works with Nougat in distraction while I run away/steal something, etc, etc. Lemondrop and Cream both just kinda sit there looking pretty, and Chocolate and Cocoa are NINJAS!
And that is my hoard. so far.
Fear us.
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Post by Skiv on Jun 3, 2004 20:20:43 GMT -5
WOOT!
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Jun 3, 2004 20:53:50 GMT -5
*Beams at the empty moor.*
"Ahh, finally. An empty place to practice playing bagpipes!"
*TEO takes a deep breath and begins to play at an ear-shattering pitch.*
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Post by Skiv on Jun 4, 2004 0:54:58 GMT -5
Woot! *starts dancing*
*Marmots go deaf at TEO's playing and blind at Skiv's dancing*
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Post by Kirukelgyr on Jun 4, 2004 12:22:59 GMT -5
*speaking above TEO's playing* NOW MY HOARD! THIS IS A PERFECT TIME TO PRACTICE OUR HAPPY DANCE, AS IT IS SOMEWHAT LACKING IN THE HAPPY DEPARTMENT. DO WHAT I DO, AND WE WILL EVENTUALLY GET IT RIGHT.
Kitty Hoard: *shrug* *assortment of kitty sounds*
GOOD! FIRST, YOU DO THIS *demonstrates* THEN THIS *does so* THEN THIS *happy little dance* ALL THE WHILE YOU SMILE AND LOOK REALLY REALLY HAPPY. NOW YOU TRY!
Kitty Hoard: *does it* *assortment of kitty sounds*
NO NO NO NO! Cocoa! you DOING it wrong!
Cocoa: Purrlurt?
Yes, I know you are a ninja kitty, but that is no excuse for not dancing the happy dance. it is our trademark of evilness. we dance it because it strikes fear in the hearts of our enemies. Now, Cocoa you try once more, but this time look really happy, like your having fun. ALRIGHT?
Cocoa: Purrlurt. *does happy dance*
AWWW!! YOU SO CUTE! *hugs*
Kitty Hoard: *cheer*
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Post by Skiv on Jun 4, 2004 12:49:26 GMT -5
*Turns self into kitty* *does dance*
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Post by CoffeeBeanAvenger on Jun 4, 2004 13:02:59 GMT -5
*throws down a pair of claymores* *puts on Kilt* *dances over claymores until exhausted*
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Post by Skiv on Jun 4, 2004 13:10:10 GMT -5
*is blinded when Coffee makes the fatle mistake of kicking high in a kilt*
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Jun 4, 2004 13:57:56 GMT -5
*Is too out of breath to play any longer. Flops down onto the grass, nearly lands on a claymore, and tries not to look at Coffee's dancing.*
"Hmm..."
*Cracks open a plastic container*
"Oatcakes, anyone?"
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Post by Skiv on Jun 4, 2004 20:28:18 GMT -5
*grabs oatcake*
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Jun 4, 2004 20:32:04 GMT -5
*Chucks a stale oatcake at Skiv's head*
"Can anyone guess what book that's from?"
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Post by CoffeeBeanAvenger on Jun 4, 2004 20:52:36 GMT -5
YUM! oatcakes!! *munch munch* and I wear boxers under my Kilt, spank you very much! (yeh that could be bad if I ddin't.  ) |
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Look at the lovely leaf Oz brought me!!
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