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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Mar 21, 2005 20:41:33 GMT -5
Oz, as he does not seem to know what to do as of present, has been instructed to marinate until zesty. TEO, as Random Officiator as well as Evil Despot, stands in a clearing of the Muffin Forest, holding a bucket of lemon juice, a carrot scrubber and a water gun. She wears a red pimping hat and is scowling.
"C'mon, everyone! Oz must be zestah!"
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Post by Oz on Mar 21, 2005 20:43:35 GMT -5
Can I wear the hat?
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Post by Skiv on Mar 21, 2005 20:43:57 GMT -5
*sneaks in looking a whole lot like Puss in Boots*
*chants* Zest zest zest!
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Post by Marakai Amenhotep on Mar 21, 2005 20:46:15 GMT -5
:: pops up wearing fancy kimono, decked out like a Japanese woman.:: Yes, and after we zest him, let's blacken his teeth! :: swirls bottle, cacklkes menacingly::
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Post by Skiv on Mar 21, 2005 20:48:03 GMT -5
Or just eat him. People were gonna eat me last Saturday. Then Psycho promised to protect me. *beams*
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Post by Oz on Mar 21, 2005 20:49:11 GMT -5
 I just wanna wear the hat.
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Mar 21, 2005 20:49:21 GMT -5
"NO! My hat!" *TEO whaps Oz with her brigade of spoons and coughs, realizing she has no idea how to go about zesting people.* "Er... MA, would you like to start the Zesting... Invocations?"
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Post by Skiv on Mar 21, 2005 20:50:23 GMT -5
*holds up zester* *evil grin*
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Post by Kirukelgyr on Mar 21, 2005 20:51:55 GMT -5
*sipping sprite from the only seat in the audience* *blink* *blink* *raises hand* TEO?
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Post by Marakai Amenhotep on Mar 21, 2005 20:52:08 GMT -5
O.o Um...sure...
:: she opens up a dimensional storage space and jumps in. A minute later she jumps out wearing Food Network-like chef's uniform with a bag of ingredients.::
:: points to tub:: Get in, Ozzy-boy.
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Post by Oz on Mar 21, 2005 20:54:01 GMT -5
*grabs a pipe from a random pocket, puts it in his mouth and lights it*
"Strange bloody kids nowadays..."
*walks into box*
"Before I go, can I have some of that Sprite over there?"
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Mar 21, 2005 20:54:04 GMT -5
"Yes, Furball?" She pulls a marinater turkey basting thingy out of a pocket and squirts it in Oz's ear. "You've got something to add?"
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Post by Skiv on Mar 21, 2005 20:54:56 GMT -5
*takes spices out of pouch and shakes them onto Oz's head*
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Post by Kirukelgyr on Mar 21, 2005 20:56:00 GMT -5
*thoughtful silence* What is this zestiness? I thought it had to do with salads.
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Post by Oz on Mar 21, 2005 20:57:01 GMT -5
*grabs a pinch of spice off head and tastes it*
"Bit much pepper..."
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Look at the lovely leaf Oz brought me!!
