Funny IM Conversations

[Oz]

Don't you hate when you write ay funny and long intro building up to the climatic unveiling of a rather mediocre idea, not once but twice, and then lose it all because you're a dumbass who forgets that AOL Conversations open up like a webpage? And not the open Firefox window that you have resting at your homepage either. No, it always has to go for the one that has like half a page of original wittiness on it. *Sigh*

Anywho, to make a long witty rant short, we're all pretty funny I'd think, so we might as well increase flow for a day or two by posting up any funny IM snippets or quotes that we have lying around.


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Foreign Destiny: so what's up?

DrunkenMonkey321: my aunt just dropped by

Foreign Destiny: fun

DrunkenMonkey321: She adopted this cute little chinese girl from china a few months back

Foreign Destiny: aww!

DrunkenMonkey321: She's finally starting to speak english

Foreign Destiny: yaay

DrunkenMonkey321: I actually heard her say "kitty" at our cat and when I said bye when they were leaving, she looked at me and whispered, "...bye."

Foreign Destiny: now you can begin the corruption!

DrunkenMonkey321: I swear, as gay as it makes me sound, that was the cutest thing ever.
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Malkav and you: I just determined what my relationship with the average online girl is.

DrunkenMonkey321: Sexual Predator?

Malkav and you: It goes like this.

Malkav and you: I like seeing skin. If you do not show skin, that doesn't put you above or under everyone else. If you are showing skin, you are still not above or under everybody else, but I'm looking at you.

DrunkenMonkey321: So...

DrunkenMonkey321: ...sexual predator?

Malkav and you: Damn you and your demeaning common sense logic.

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DrunkenMonkey321: Holy nizzle
DrunkenMonkey321: What's up?

Foreign Destiny: messing around with the holy grail of random generators. you?

DrunkenMonkey321: Just got home from work

Foreign Destiny: listen to this story idea this thing just gave me.
Foreign Destiny: In this story, a princess whose home is haunted falls in love with a neurotic hero - all thanks to someone doing laundry.



Foreign Destiny: i am so going to write that.
Foreign Destiny: i think it's hilarious, so i'm gonna go for it.
Foreign Destiny: i started a new story today, if you'd like to look at that.
Foreign Destiny: it's kind of.. bizarre.

DrunkenMonkey321: Go ahead and e-mail it to me

Foreign Destiny: okay.
Foreign Destiny: sent.

DrunkenMonkey321: checking it out now
DrunkenMonkey321: One note
DrunkenMonkey321: I'm pretty sure digital clocks don't make 'ticking' sounds


Foreign Destiny: mine does.
Foreign Destiny: it's right next to my bed and it goes tick... tick... tick...
Foreign Destiny: drives me fucking crazy.

DrunkenMonkey321: Huh, that's werid
DrunkenMonkey321: weird*
DrunkenMonkey321: I've never had one that did

Foreign Destiny: yeah. i hate it.
Foreign Destiny: so i'm sticking connor with one too.

DrunkenMonkey321: Jack Skellington!
DrunkenMonkey321: Sweet

Foreign Destiny: i was in love with him when i was little.

DrunkenMonkey321: He was cool, though I shouldn't be surprised you're a fan of him
DrunkenMonkey321: All you crazy goth girls seem to be

Foreign Destiny: yeah, well, i said when i was little.

DrunkenMonkey321: uh huh.
DrunkenMonkey321: I believe ya too.

Foreign Destiny: yeah, yeah.

DrunkenMonkey321: Do you wish to sell me a house in Bermuda now?

DrunkenMonkey321: :-D
Foreign Destiny: i'll sell ya the brooklyn bridge for fifty bucks.

DrunkenMonkey321: Scha-weet
DrunkenMonkey321: You better continue this story
DrunkenMonkey321: Because I am loving it so far
DrunkenMonkey321: I'm on the 3rd chapter

[Oz]

A few more.
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Malkav and you: Do you have any sort of accent?

DrunkenMonkey321: Does it matter if I'm drunk?

Malkav and you: Will you puke on me?

DrunkenMonkey321: Not on you, but I make no promises for your luggage.

Malkav and you: I'll try to point you in the right direction.

DrunkenMonkey321: Thanks.
DrunkenMonkey321: But yeah
DrunkenMonkey321: Sometimes when I'm drunk, I switch in between accents without noticing
DrunkenMonkey321: Here's me talking normal, here's my Irish blood rising from the proverbial grave, here's the weird little accent I created just for Diem's voice in my head,
DrunkenMonkey321: It goes on and on.

Malkav and you: Ah.. Well I pronounce tree and three the same. On purpose. That's the extent of it.

DrunkenMonkey321: Don't you speak with a bit of a French accent?

Malkav and you: None at all.

DrunkenMonkey321: Man, if I could speak French, I'd speak with the accent all the time
DrunkenMonkey321: Though British would definitely be my favorite.

Malkav and you: You'll have to teach me the accent.

DrunkenMonkey321: I shall try my son


And just so none of you think I'm insane, Diem is a character of mine, who I tried to give a unique type of accent. Unfortunately, that means I have to really think about writing his dialogue ...unless I'm drunk. Weird, eh?
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Malkav and you: I wanted to go talk with a priest, in a church, but I didn't because I didn't know if I would have to call him "father".

DrunkenMonkey321: Well, not to mention that you'd probably set aflame as soon as you entered the temple.

Malkav and you: Am I that bad?
DrunkenMonkey321: Not at all.
DrunkenMonkey321: God just knows that you'd drive the Priest to insanity
DrunkenMonkey321: So he'd save his own servant by having you set aflame

Malkav and you: Hahaha
Malkav and you: That's... quite likely.

DrunkenMonkey321: Hate to be the bearer of bad news
DrunkenMonkey321: But there ya go.

Malkav and you: Ok, you just made up my mind.

DrunkenMonkey321: about what?

Malkav and you: Not going in there

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DrunkenMonkey321: Dude!
DrunkenMonkey321: Totally forgot
DrunkenMonkey321: You must hook me up with some Demons & Wizards!

Malkav and you wants to send file Demons & Wizards.
DrunkenMonkey321 received C:\Documents and Settings\Owner\My Documents\download\drunkenmonkey321\Demons & Wizards\Demons & Wizards\01 Rites of Passage (Intro).wma.

DrunkenMonkey321: *sniff*
DrunkenMonkey321: Did I ever tell you that you're my hero?

Malkav and you: Oftentimes.
DrunkenMonkey321 received C:\Documents and Settings\Owner\My Documents\download\drunkenmonkey321\Demons & Wizards\Demons & Wizards\02 Heaven Denies.wma.

DrunkenMonkey321: You're everything I wish I could be!
DrunkenMonkey321: (except Canadian)

And for those of you who don't know, Demons & Wizards is only one of the best bands in recent memory.

[Oz]

You all make me cry.

[Quites]

I just... don't say anything funny over AIM. I'm an angsty little dweeb.

( ;D)

[Aris]

I'll be nice! Oz is in this one, so is my freind Kitty...

Moonbabybz: hey welcome to my chat room
bwearis: Yay! hullo!
bwearis: Oz? hullo?
Moonbabybz: oz u there
DrunkenMonkey321: yo
bwearis: Ha! he's alive!
Moonbabybz: what u up to
DrunkenMonkey321: Not much
DrunkenMonkey321: How about you two?
Moonbabybz: that coo.
Moonbabybz: cool
bwearis: nope...
bwearis: HAHAHA u can't spell!
DrunkenMonkey321: So how do you two know each other?
Moonbabybz: same old same old
Moonbabybz: hey now that mean stop that
bwearis: Choir, jr high,
Moonbabybz: best friends
DrunkenMonkey321: coo'
bwearis: dat 2
bwearis: huh?
Moonbabybz: hey thats mean
Moonbabybz: lol
bwearis: I get it, he's makin fun of u!
Moonbabybz: hey shut up
DrunkenMonkey321: I'm just naturally suave
Moonbabybz: ok thin
Moonbabybz: then
bwearis: keep tellin ur self dat.
Moonbabybz: hehe
DrunkenMonkey321: Uh huh
DrunkenMonkey321: Think I will.
bwearis: You would!
DrunkenMonkey321: Yup.
Moonbabybz: hey oz can u chang the green its hard to read
Moonbabybz: how about this
DrunkenMonkey321: I CAN PUT IT IN CAPS
bwearis: YAY!
Moonbabybz: cool
bwearis: hey look! she spelled it right!
bwearis: So, how does it feel?
Moonbabybz: damn u
bwearis: *oz*
DrunkenMonkey321: HM?
Moonbabybz: wtf
Moonbabybz: brb
bwearis: How does it feel to be replaced by Jette?
DrunkenMonkey321: I WAS REPLACED BY JETTE?
bwearis: (AKA: RP dude!)
Moonbabybz: *walks in room* aris stop being so mean *walks back out*
DrunkenMonkey321: DID HIS ACTUALLY START TO GO?
bwearis: Idk...
DrunkenMonkey321: SO SPEAKING OF WHICH, HAVE YOU BEEN HANGING OUT WITH JETTE LATELY?
bwearis: We went out for chrissy's b-day... but not really otherwise...
DrunkenMonkey321: SO ANYTHING NEW AND INTERESTING YOU GOT TO TELL ME?
bwearis: No I'm very boring...
DrunkenMonkey321: GOTCHA
Moonbabybz: *walks in the room* BARBY!!!!! *walks out* (brb)
DrunkenMonkey321: k
bwearis: PLUNGER!
Moonbabybz: BABIE!!!!!!!
Moonbabybz: so there
Moonbabybz: is u hard
bwearis: *fishy face* *pop* *pop* WHAT!?
Moonbabybz: i love u to damn
bwearis: *smacks* Bad kitty!
DrunkenMonkey321 has left the room.
Moonbabybz: bye bye crazy cat lady

There is more here, but I'm not letting you see it cause Jette would kill me! Yes, I am the crazy cat lady, cause she is my (MINE MINE MINE MINE) kitty.

[Aris]

bwearis: Okay! I'm back, again!
SessomuruTrygg: Alrighty, ow two people from school are talking to the magnificent me.
bwearis: You? Magnificent? Ha.
SessomuruTrygg: Shut up, our ruining my ambrosia.
bwearis: Wha?
bwearis: t?
SessomuruTrygg: what is the confusion?
bwearis: never figured it out.
SessomuruTrygg: what?
bwearis: idk
SessomuruTrygg: DING BAT!!
bwearis: Yes?
SessomuruTrygg: Didnt' think you would answer.
SessomuruTrygg: go figure
bwearis: You are being random again
bwearis: Quit it! Pulls out that hammer.
SessomuruTrygg: nothing new.
SessomuruTrygg: *Yells at Hammer* Hell no I won't go! Hell no I won't go!!
bwearis: ROFL!
SessomuruTrygg: I use my right to protest
bwearis: You do that
SessomuruTrygg: against you
bwearis: My wyvren eats protesters
SessomuruTrygg: Havn't heard that used in a while.
bwearis: you know of the wyvren?
SessomuruTrygg: only by rep.
SessomuruTrygg: but we coulfd be talking about two way different things.
bwearis: What is your wyvren?
SessomuruTrygg: I flying beast that is ugly and likes to suck up random objects (mostly people) with his mighty lung copacity
bwearis: Might be the same thing. My wyvren is a creature for which furball and I quest.
bwearis: We haven't found it yet so... it probably won't be eating you
SessomuruTrygg: score.
bwearis: U r just lucky
SessomuruTrygg: says you
bwearis: No, says the rules of life.
SessomuruTrygg: yeah, some how I ended up with sarah. Even though it didn't last long, I didn't even think I could get her to agree to go out with me.
bwearis: ^^ Oh, CC no longer hates you with a lasting passion. Now, she just doesn't like you.
SessomuruTrygg: big loss
bwearis: U r welcome!
bwearis: Kicks u in shins
bwearis: CC is my friend
SessomuruTrygg: that felt un necessary.
bwearis: Offers ice
SessomuruTrygg: Hey, it isnt my fault that her other friends are total dipshits.
bwearis: Well, I was going to tell you why she hated you, but now...
SessomuruTrygg: hey I have no problem with you, It just infuriates me that If I say one thing they drop me like bricks.
SessomuruTrygg: some friends they turned out to be.
bwearis: Sighs, pat pat There there now... It was Wade's fault.
SessomuruTrygg: You are trying to order him a death wish aren't you
bwearis: No, he told CC that you were spreading those Homecoming rumors still. But I fixed it.
SessomuruTrygg: Hell, I never spread them to begin with.
bwearis: Exactly, now... Ask me how I fixed it. go on, Ask!
SessomuruTrygg: how did ya fix it
bwearis: I told her that Wade secretly aspires to be a geisha, and that he want you to be his Danna.
bwearis: Aka, his Husband of nightfall.
SessomuruTrygg: UH no, Well I'm going to my grand mas so peace out.
bwearis: Wait!
bwearis: She believed me
SessomuruTrygg: I'm not Gay, Damnit.
bwearis: Not really, then she rolled her eyes, laughed and I explained that Wade was the one of dumbest things to hit the earth since Yugioh.
bwearis: Have fun with grannie!
SessomuruTrygg: bingo
SessomuruTrygg: Seeya
bwearis: gives hat bye!
bwearis: runs away

Jette knows this person.

[Canela]

Quites (sbemails, here) lies, he does so say funny things over AIM. This is his reaction to a video that I made him watch, and... Well, there are no words that really capture its essence. Watch it for yourself and you'll see what I mean.

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SoMuchDeception: www.current.tv/pods/caring/PD03245
SoMuchDeception: ^ The hug pod!
sbemails: Okay, that's creepy.
SoMuchDeception: Watching it?
sbemails: Yah.
SoMuchDeception: The Care Bear...
sbemails: Yeah.
sbemails: The word 'Necrophilia' comes creepily to mind.
SoMuchDeception: Hehe.
sbemails: He's catatonic, at least.
SoMuchDeception: Yeah.
sbemails: Comatose.
sbemails: 'Produced by puppyrainbow!'
sbemails: That doesn't inspire confidence.
SoMuchDeception: I know.
SoMuchDeception: Current is usually much better than that, but sometimes they show stuff that can only be described as "WTF?"
SoMuchDeception: Oh, I just noticed....
SoMuchDeception: "More videoes by Puppyrainbow."
SoMuchDeception: Do I dare?
sbemails: No, love.
sbemails: Some places we weren't meant to go.
SoMuchDeception: I'm watching "Cuteness, the Documentary"
sbemails: Oh, dear.
sbemails: Look at me.
sbemails: Step away from the light.
sbemails: Take the headphones off.
SoMuchDeception: He has a cat!
sbemails: The poor animal.
SoMuchDeception: And a unicorn picture!
sbemails: *Crosses self*
sbemails: Yes, I saw.
SoMuchDeception: "This is my friend, the radio."
SoMuchDeception: Okay, enough of this.
sbemails: Sweetie...
sbemails: Yeah.
SoMuchDeception: Grown men and My Little Pony should not live in the same house.
sbemails: Yes.

[Oz]

I only saw the opening picture, because the site claimed the video wasn't running for a few hours, but that was enough to creep me out and to be very careful with anything Canela shows me.

[Oz]

A friend of mine and I are constantly working on and off on this one project that seems to have lost everyone else's interest. Anyway, this convo is about that.

sketch 777x: yeah
sketch 777x: i was thinking, they're have to be some faces in the armies that would be key opposition, or helpers, or fodder, or something
sketch 777x: we should build up an awesome General Leo character
sketch 777x: and have him killed off.

DrunkenMonkey321: haha

sketch 777x: there's already a few ff6 parrallels going on anyway :-P
sketch 777x: cause like, the ff6 world was a fusion of kingdoms and steampunkness
sketch 777x: demons = espers
sketch 777x: at least we dont have a treasure hunter

DrunkenMonkey321: ...yet
DrunkenMonkey321: You have no idea how much I love thief type characters. Give me enough time and I could have each and every character be a thief/spy type character and give you a damn good reason for it too.

sketch 777x: haha

sketch 777x: as long there's no travelling castle
sketch 777x: or evil clowns

DrunkenMonkey321: Aren't all clowns intrinsically evil?

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And the answer is, yes. Yes, they are.

[Oz]

And, yeah, this one will probably get me banned for a few days, but what the hell!

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DrunkenMonkey321: This damn WitchHunter is giving me some trouble.

sketch 777x: why's that slick

DrunkenMonkey321: Because I'm unsure of what type of twist to put on him to make him interesting

sketch 777x: ITS A WOMAN

DrunkenMonkey321: *yawns*

sketch 777x: *dun dun dun*

DrunkenMonkey321: Please, Sketch
DrunkenMonkey321: We both know women can't do anything right.

sketch 777x: *hi5*
sketch 777x: *neither will ever get married*

[Skiv]

*shrugs* I get that all the time from my boss at work, I always flick water on him. *flicks water on Oz*

[Skiv]

Okay this one just happened, I'm still laughing, and have to stay quiet 'cause everyone's asleep. I busted a rib or something, I swear.

Skiv: Okay BAD IDEA.
Skiv: I google image searched 'happy uterus' randomly, look.
www.pazu.com/blogstuff/photos/nici051008b.jpg
Lauren: AHHH WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??
Skiv: A happy uterus, apparently.

[Canela]

I clicked on it, fool that I am.

*Shudders*

[Aris]

bwearis: Hello Joe!
BaconMaster255: hello whats your face
bwearis: Thankz...
BaconMaster255: yeah
BaconMaster255: i'm sorry
BaconMaster255: something about your name
BaconMaster255: makes me not remember you
BaconMaster255: sam samantha
BaconMaster255: a girl
BaconMaster255: yes?
bwearis: You though I was a dude! Good job this time. *gives a cookie*
BaconMaster255:
BaconMaster255: yeah sry if i don't respond too quickly
BaconMaster255: people are annoying the hell out of me tonite
BaconMaster255: because they wont stfu
BaconMaster255: an old friend of mine
BaconMaster255: is trying to set me up
BaconMaster255: when i don't want to be set up..
BaconMaster255: and i alrdy have a g/f..
BaconMaster255: cuz i told her she was in a foster family and on vacation
BaconMaster255: and he's just like you want another one?
BaconMaster255: and i'm like uh... no...
BaconMaster255: and he's like oh wel i'm texting you later
BaconMaster255: and you can atleast talk to her
BaconMaster255: ...
BaconMaster255: and now
BaconMaster255: she WON'T STOP TALKING
bwearis: You better still have a g/f! And if it isn't the same one without proboable cause, I might have to hurt you!
BaconMaster255: you have nothing to worry about
BaconMaster255: i won't be dumping caitlin ever
BaconMaster255: if anything ever happens
BaconMaster255: it'll be because she did it
BaconMaster255: but i probably deserverve it or would anyway..
bwearis: *Pats on head* Good boy...
bwearis: brb
bwearis: Well, if she won't shut up, then igonre her. She'll stfu eventually
bwearis: I mean that random girl you don't know, not caitlin of course. Oh, I'm never online at the same time as her, so tell her sammy the GIRL says hi! And that I send her a hug and miss my Geometry buddy!
BaconMaster255: thats because
BaconMaster255: she doesn't get online
BaconMaster255: not really
BaconMaster255: i've talked to her once in the past week
bwearis: but why?
BaconMaster255: last night
BaconMaster255: for 20 minutes
BaconMaster255: there were 3 hangups
BaconMaster255: from bad service there
bwearis: Huh?
BaconMaster255: and then it was goign in and out
bwearis: Stupid cincinatti!
BaconMaster255: and she was in a noisy game room
BaconMaster255: she's in kentucky
bwearis: WTF!
bwearis: since when!
bwearis: wait, what part! *please say somerset!*
BaconMaster255: uhm..
BaconMaster255: idk...
BaconMaster255: since friday
BaconMaster255: and she's to be there for a few weeks
BaconMaster255: 3 or 4
bwearis: Oh... I went home on friday from my gran's house
bwearis: And started work on saturday
bwearis: *wave flag half heartedly* whoopdy diddle doo
BaconMaster255: working where?
bwearis: Miami U in oxford
BaconMaster255: doing?
bwearis: Dinning hall
bwearis: for soccer camp
bwearis: *shudders*
bwearis: They eat too much
BaconMaster255: soccer camp?..
BaconMaster255: since when is there a socker camp..
bwearis: For little kids
BaconMaster255: how much you get?
bwearis: Uh... like 6.15 and hour or something
bwearis: It's only cause I'm related to my father
BaconMaster255: which is..
bwearis: Bookstore manager for *couts fingers and toes* like almost twenty years or something like that.
BaconMaster255: and you actually enjoy it?
bwearis: No, but it's a job. And the people I work with are pretty cool
bwearis: most of them are still in highschool
bwearis: you could always throw something at that girl
BaconMaster255: what does it mean why they tell you who took their virginity
BaconMaster255: lol
bwearis: that you don't get it so don't expect anything stopping you.... er.... right at the begining? (Don't ask a virgin a non-virgin question)
BaconMaster255: lol
BaconMaster255: well
BaconMaster255: she should tell a virgin non virgin details
BaconMaster255: shouldn't
BaconMaster255: because
BaconMaster255: i'm not sure
BaconMaster255: why the hell i would want to know
BaconMaster255: who took hers
BaconMaster255: especially if she's talking about going out with me
BaconMaster255: even tho i'm not going to
bwearis: ROFL! you poor soul *pats*
BaconMaster255: yeah
BaconMaster255: i just didn't say anything back
BaconMaster255: its been a while
BaconMaster255: and no texts
BaconMaster255: its amazing
bwearis: *drops to knees* PRAISE THE LORD!
BaconMaster255: ....
bwearis: people can be annoying
BaconMaster255: do you really go to church?
bwearis: No... I just thought it would be funny....
BaconMaster255: lol
BaconMaster255:
BaconMaster255: good
BaconMaster255: because one time i went to solid rock church with this kid because he insisted i go
BaconMaster255: and he all falls over
BaconMaster255: and starts spasming
BaconMaster255: and i started poking him
BaconMaster255: why would someone fake spasms just to make people believe..
BaconMaster255: what could drive someone like that..
bwearis: They could've spiked the holy water?
BaconMaster255: hmm
BaconMaster255: if only there were some holy water
BaconMaster255: no
BaconMaster255: he was just talking
BaconMaster255: and the person just falls over
BaconMaster255: haha
BaconMaster255: they're full of it
bwearis: sound interesting...
BaconMaster255: sounds
BaconMaster255: crazy
bwearis: that too
BaconMaster255: like literally
bwearis: *changes subject cause music reminds me of a funny story*
bwearis: Did you know Miami has way too many rape spots and only four security boxes on the whole campus?
BaconMaster255: security boxes?
bwearis: Cameras
BaconMaster255: hmm
BaconMaster255: no
BaconMaster255: planning on raping someone?..
bwearis: No, their new side walk goes down into a ditch. and my mom's all

'You know, someone's gonna get raped right there'
bwearis: I mentioned it to one of my co workers and he told me bout that...
bwearis: Then the other one hugged me, and I hit him with a ladle
bwearis: and my manager just laughed
bwearis: '
bwearis: 'Twas quite funny'
BaconMaster255: if only there were more ladle hitting going on..
BaconMaster255: maybe the rape could be prevented
bwearis: So true
BaconMaster255: where did you get your name..
BaconMaster255: its bothering me..
bwearis: bwearis?
BaconMaster255: yes
bwearis: Bubble Wrapian Empire: BWE
bwearis: and my screen name there is aris
bwearis: so: bwearis
BaconMaster255: i see..
bwearis: ^^ is it not that obvious?
BaconMaster255: yes
BaconMaster255: it is
BaconMaster255: but theres no reason
BaconMaster255: not to state it
bwearis: yes... true
BaconMaster255: plus i'm bored
BaconMaster255: and it makes me look like
BaconMaster255: i know wtf your talking about
BaconMaster255: haha
BaconMaster255: today
BaconMaster255: has been teh most boring day
bwearis: HAHA!
BaconMaster255: out of all the days
bwearis: do you direct link!? I have a cool pic that I wanna get to caitlin.
BaconMaster255: she doesn't get online
BaconMaster255: but yes
BaconMaster255 wants to directly connect.
BaconMaster255 is now directly connected.
bwearis: WOOT!
BaconMaster255: yes... woot indeed..
bwearis:
bwearis: I made that!
BaconMaster255: is that why you wanted her to see it?
bwearis: YES!
bwearis: What do you think?
bwearis: I stole the quote from.... some game
BaconMaster255: its better then anything i could ever possibly do
BaconMaster255: what did you make it with?
bwearis: Probably kh2
bwearis: Photoshop!
bwearis: and paint!
bwearis: kh2 is Kingdom Hearts 2, and I'm pretty sure that's a quote....
BaconMaster255: darn no wonderfully hidden strong intent..
BaconMaster255: you made me wonder
bwearis: Well, I was thinking a purple backround with a little broken heart embelem in the corner, and saying "Live, Love, Loss" but... Nah
bwearis: Or maybe "Live your life, Love your life, Lose your life.
The real circle of life
BaconMaster255: you don't have to love your life
BaconMaster255: and the other one is just mello dramatic
BaconMaster255: and
bwearis: See? I suck!
BaconMaster255: i kind of meant intent with the words saying something to caitlin
BaconMaster255: no
BaconMaster255: i'm just being brutally honest right now
BaconMaster255: for no apparent reason
bwearis: Oh! NO! the actual pic is what I want her to see! That's my fourt shot!
BaconMaster255: shot?
bwearis: with Photo shop, my fourht picture with photoshop!
bwearis: *pokes* WAKE UP!
BaconMaster255: damnit i'm so tired...
BaconMaster255: i see
BaconMaster255: ^obvious
bwearis: figured as much
BaconMaster255: i want to talk to people
BaconMaster255: but everything i say doesn't make sense
BaconMaster255: or i just can't help them
BaconMaster255: lol
bwearis: did whorey girl shut up/
BaconMaster255: yeah
bwearis: what did you throw at her?
BaconMaster255: but my friend is telling me about this problem he's having with his g/f right now she's crying cuz of an arguement with her dad
BaconMaster255: i threw
BaconMaster255: silence at her
BaconMaster255: and she didn't know how to react
bwearis: Wow, your not stupid!
BaconMaster255: hmm
BaconMaster255: it sounds like a good thing
BaconMaster255: but i can't help but take it as a bad one
BaconMaster255: heh
bwearis:
bwearis: I just thought that this was cute!
bwearis: S
bwearis: S
bwearis: S
bwearis: DAMNIT!
bwearis: S'not my pic!
bwearis:
bwearis: This one's just frigging awsome!
BaconMaster255: so who made those then
bwearis: Idk...
BaconMaster255: haha
BaconMaster255: you have them saved or something
BaconMaster255: and you don't know who did them
bwearis: yes.. but that other one is mine!
BaconMaster255: lol
bwearis:
bwearis: I'm this borred!
bwearis:
bwearis:
bwearis: shiny...
BaconMaster255: heh
bwearis: hey, i've gotta unlink this thing, how do I do that?
BaconMaster255: x it out..

[Aris]

This is comedy to cheer us up, since I greive via comic releif.


SessomuruTrygg: I've been waiting for you.
SessomuruTrygg: Ya I heard this mornin in show choir, really sad, and apparently I got your message.
bwearis: ^^ Promise you won't be sarcastic and you'ish for awhile?
bwearis: PLEASE
SessomuruTrygg: I promise I will stay quiet, even though I'm a total Carl is an asshole at times, Bill is my friend and I know when to be serious.
bwearis: *HUGS* YAY! Nice! You! Nice!
SessomuruTrygg: Send him my best, if you talk to him.
bwearis: ^^ I will! *grabs phone!* *ponders* Nevermind
SessomuruTrygg: just do it when convienient, It came as a real shock for me, I heard from bill that they wre polanning a big party for the 4th
SessomuruTrygg: but that was a while ago
bwearis: *drops head* Yeah, I was looking forward to another big 4th party, since I'm off that day. But, he didn't even make it to billy's 16th birthday...
SessomuruTrygg: What day is that?
bwearis: the 4th
bwearis: of july
bwearis: duh
SessomuruTrygg: I knew that I think, but my memory is just that bad.
bwearis: *shrugs* whatever
bwearis: Visitation is tomorow... Funeral is wednesday...
SessomuruTrygg: So he must be really down right now, huh? I wish I could do something. Times and Places please.
bwearis: I don't know.... I'm not allowed to give out said info... that's his job...
bwearis: that and mom took the paper I wrote it on....
bwearis: so I don't remember! ^^
SessomuruTrygg: That's fine.
bwearis: :-\
bwearis: :-D
bwearis: DAMNIT!
SessomuruTrygg: Well I can't see smilies for some reason so don't sweat it..
bwearis: Not that....
bwearis: STUPID MOM GAVE A STUPID PHONE BOOK TO THE STUPID BIRDS AND NO THE LIVING ROOM IS A STUPID MESS!
bwearis: *NOW*
bwearis: *NOW THE LIVING ROOM IS A STUPID MESS*!
SessomuruTrygg: I see.
bwearis: *kicks wall!*
bwearis: OW!!! *Craddles toe*
bwearis: I greive with comic releif! ^^
bwearis: but that really hurt
bwearis: my poor toe
SessomuruTrygg: I Grieve with you.
bwearis: What? You kicked a wall too?
SessomuruTrygg: Nope I'm just trying to comfort you and yours.
bwearis: Oh, thanks...
SessomuruTrygg: Np
bwearis: wthk?
SessomuruTrygg: pardon?
bwearis: what the heck?
bwearis: Oh! No problem! Got it!
SessomuruTrygg: Yes.
bwearis: HA!
bwearis: I'm not stupid I swear!
bwearis: Cat stew!
SessomuruTrygg: Why bring that up now?
bwearis: Cause it was funny! And if I don't laugh, I might cry...
bwearis: =-O:-D:'(
SessomuruTrygg: Oh I see
SessomuruTrygg: Well Have you ever saw the t shirt with the fud and puck?
bwearis: *cocks head* No...
bwearis: where are you going with this?
SessomuruTrygg: well just say this........How much fud would a fud pucker puck if a fud pucker could puck fud?
bwearis: I don't get it but it's still funny!! HA!
SessomuruTrygg: Say it real fast.
bwearis: pfpfppfthafppagh-[[gh!
bwearis: *sticks out touge* It doesn't work!
SessomuruTrygg: Well write it down and try to get other people to say it and let the profanity fly.
bwearis: You're so mean!
bwearis: And yet, I feel compelled to do it!
bwearis: Ponders question for the ages: I have a very important question to ask you
SessomuruTrygg: And...?
bwearis: Where did you get your name? SessomouruTrygg? I mean, What where huh? How?
bwearis: Cause, mine was easy, your's is confusing
SessomuruTrygg: You already know the why Im sure
bwearis: no, I forgot to type that.. OH! duh, needed one! yes I know why. Maybe
bwearis: So...?
SessomuruTrygg: which one first?
bwearis: *slaps self in forhead* Never mind
bwearis: I gotta mow grass, bye!
SessomuruTrygg: peace, love and god bless
bwearis: ^^