Choose Your Destiny!!!

[Oz]

You must decide!!! For soon, war shall break out across the Bubblewrappian Empire!

[Quites]

If we're talking about a fight, a ninja would probably be able to take out a pirate (depending heavily on the setting and weapons allowed).
But if we're talking about t3h k3\/\/ln3ss?
Pirates ROCK! YARR!

[Canela]

*Collapses laughing* I can't believe you brought this over to the BWE. We're never going to have any peace again, around here.

[Skiv]

Totaly pirates are awesome.

[Kirukelgyr]

You know, I have absolutely no idea what is going on.

However, the Workshop just had a big argument last week on whether or not a Pirate could beat a Ninja in a fight and from the sounds of it if it were a straight off fight the Pirate would win unless the Ninja had the initiative.

Or, if we talk in Soul Calibur terms, then the Ninja would most definately win. If this was Soul Calibur 2, then it would be uncertain because Furball hasn't played Cervantes enough to know whether or not he could beat Taki in a fight.

Then again, the whole argument at the Workshop was Leila yelling at Daniel saying that a Ninja could never loose to a Pirate. Everyone else just kinda looked at their feet and said nothing.

Suuuu, anyways...Furball is going to remain neutral in this argument since she has absolutely no idea what is going on and ignorance is just another way for spelling innocence.

[Jette Vonavisca]

I'm going to have to choose the ninjas, simply because ninjas are asian, and that's awesome. Whereas, the pirates ate the Galapagos Turtles almost to the point of extinction. That, and Ninjas have Supa-Dupa-Stealthy-Powas!

[Aris]

Power to the ninjas! I liked "Pirates of the Carabien(sp) but Johnny Dehp did very bad in CCF, and that makes me mad.

[The Evil Overlordess]

In terms of awesome, pirates would win. But you all know that.

Ever notice most boys tend to pick ninjas, and most girls pirates? It's peculiar.

[Skiv]

Most girls have a pirate fetish, and most guys have a Jappanese fetish, you notice that either? Guys are all like "I HEART KATANAS!!" and girls are like "Pirates be teh hawts."

I like pirates more because they're like "We will pillage, and loot, and drink way too much, and never bathe, and kill each other off... And people shall love us."

Where as back when ninjas were actually good at what they did, everyone just kinda hated them, and thought they were dishonorable and low down. You know? Ninjas are over-rated, their skills are. Where as who KNOWS why people like pirates so much, I mean they killed and raped people, alot.

[Oz]

skiv said:

I like pirates more because they're like "We will pillage, and loot, and drink way too much, and never bathe, and kill each other off... And people shall love us."

Where as back when ninjas were actually good at what they did, everyone just kinda hated them, and thought they were dishonorable and low down. You know? Ninjas are over-rated, their skills are. Where as who KNOWS why people like pirates so much, I mean they killed and raped people, alot.

So wait, your argument for why Pirates are better is because they were basically useless alcoholics that would get in a rumble everyonce in awhile and rape people of your gender?

Psh, ninja skills over-rated? If Kung Fu movies have taught me anything, it's you don't f*ck with ninjas.

And if that doesn't convince you?

www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm

[The Evil Overlordess]

At least pirates could think for themselves. Ninjas were basically paid assasins and thus bound to whoever they were getting money from. If pirates disliked their leaders, they commited mutiny and threw them overboard, or stranded them in the Falklands with the sheep and penguins.

RealUltimatePower is biased, yo.

[Skiv]

Yes Oz, their powers were over rated, they couldn't fly, they couldn't jump nearly as well as everyone thinks, they were, indeed, caught, they couldn't fight nearly as well, they weren't as unbeatable as people like YOU think, pretty much everything you think of that makes them awesome, is, in fact, a myth. To me, the only things ninjas got goin' for them is that they were dedicated.

And no Oz, my argument was that they did all that, and now-a-days people love them. I mean any group that can be as bloody horrible as pirates were, and have bloody FAN GIRLS is pretty naffy in my book.

I'd have to say I like pirates better because they don't have nearly as many lies piled around them, and I'm just more of a pirate girl, ninjas are so freakin' over rated, pirates are just over rated. I mean really, anything out of Asia is over-rated, over-blown, and not nearly as cool as the world thinks.

[Oz]

Ah, I love arguing about ninjas because no one ever knows what they're talking about.

Sorry, TEO but ninjas weren't just 'paid assassins'. Ninjas were actually commoners that banded together under certain families so that they could survive and fight back against the feudal society that trampled them.

And Skiv, poor poor "I'll just make up facts as I go along" Skiv. You're right about a few things though, they couldn't fly, and they weren't unbeatable, and yes sometimes some of them did get caught. But you see, even though they were just normal human beings, all of Japan was fucking terrified of them. The Emperor was known to go out of his way to do nothing to piss off the Iga or Koga provinces, just so he wouldn't piss off any ninjas that were rumored to have lived there.

Pirates got the crap kicked out of them by everyone.

[Robyn]

But pirates are teh awesomeness. *waves a shiny*

[Quites]

robin said:

But pirates are teh awesomeness. *waves a shiny*

I feel I have to agree. Don't overanalyze, y'all. Pirates rock terribly hard.