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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Dec 5, 2005 15:44:19 GMT -5
Skiv: Ye surroundings are very barren. The rocks bear scorchmarks. Ye old Oh Mine Gods, there's a dragon guarding the 'F L A S K IS CENSORED.'!
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Post by Skiv on Dec 5, 2005 15:46:17 GMT -5
Bow to the dragon and say politely. "Alo Lord/Lady Dragon, I do not wish to bother thee, but I come to ask. Is yon 'F L A S K IS CENSORED.' yours?"
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Dec 5, 2005 15:46:52 GMT -5
Skiv: Ye dragon roars. And flames at you. You melt slightly. It ye old HURTS. >.<
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Post by Skiv on Dec 5, 2005 15:49:34 GMT -5
Draw ye wooden spoon that olde mother sent with you and wave it at the dragon, then chide him thus: "Ye ought be ashamed of ye-self, Dragon! For I am sure your dear old mother tought ye better manners then to flame and roar at a guest!"
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Dec 5, 2005 15:50:40 GMT -5
Skiv: Ye old dragon roars. And flames. You melt further. Bear in mind, this is in old-school text-adventure type style, and thus has an old-school solution.
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Post by Skiv on Dec 5, 2005 15:52:24 GMT -5
"Fie." says I. Poke ye dragon in his eye with your spoon, take ye 'F L A S K IS CENSORED.' and run.
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Dec 5, 2005 15:53:42 GMT -5
Skiv: Who said you had a spoon? I see no spoon here.
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Post by Skiv on Dec 5, 2005 15:54:23 GMT -5
I said I had a spoon dangit, I always do. Fine. Will do it your way.
Examin self.
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Dec 5, 2005 15:55:01 GMT -5
Skiv: This is text-adventure self, not Skiv-self. You are slightly melted. You seem to have a can opener and a sword. One is irrelevant.
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Post by Skiv on Dec 5, 2005 15:55:38 GMT -5
Examin ye sword.
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Dec 5, 2005 15:55:57 GMT -5
Skiv: Yep. It's definately a sword. It's of a nice weight, has a blood channel running down it to make it lighter, and is made out of some sort of steel. Good workmanship, strong sword, though nothing fancy. It's sharpish, of course.
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Post by Skiv on Dec 5, 2005 15:57:55 GMT -5
Examin ye canopener.
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Dec 5, 2005 15:58:49 GMT -5
Skiv: It's a can opener... it opens cans. It's biased in the favor of right-handed people, however, and the handle is uncomfortable to hold. It's sharp, though in a different way from the sword. Maybe you can club something with it.
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Post by Skiv on Dec 5, 2005 16:00:40 GMT -5
Slay ye dragon with ye sword.
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on Dec 5, 2005 16:01:03 GMT -5
Skiv: You slay ye dragon! Brilliant.
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Look at the lovely leaf Oz brought me!!