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Post by Niccahmabob on Feb 16, 2005 20:20:57 GMT -5
*Plumets towards Earth, having just been thrown out of a UFO.*
*Reads the newspaper as she does so.*
doo dee doooo...
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Post by The ASW on Feb 16, 2005 20:26:08 GMT -5
* Sits on the grassy knoll, hiding her gun *
* Eyes dart *
* Innocently takes out a lollipop and licks on it *
* Peers down at her shoes, rocking her feet side to side *
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Post by Niccahmabob on Feb 16, 2005 20:30:50 GMT -5
*Looks down, sighing.*
*Raises her arms, Newspaper acting like a parachute.*
*Glides down to Earth, "Weeee"ing in the process*
*Lands gracefully on the ground and picks up her little Alien civlization lunchbox that fell before she did.*
*Sniffs...a long time.*
*Blinks at the other girl*
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Post by The ASW on Feb 16, 2005 20:34:02 GMT -5
* Blinks at the other, and raises a brow *
* Turns to people below looking for second gunman *
* Looks back at the girl *
* Turns back to the people who didn't notice that a girl just fell from the sky *
* Watches Chicken Little run by screaming *
* Stands up, brushes off her ruffly dress, and hops into the air *
* Floats off towards the BWE *
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Post by Niccahmabob on Feb 16, 2005 20:35:48 GMT -5
*Strange, Mexican accent.*
Heeeey, how about you show me how to get baaaaaak, Amigaaaa?
*Floats after*
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Post by The ASW on Feb 16, 2005 20:37:55 GMT -5
* Peers over shoulder *
* Blinks *
Vi gavarite pa Ruski?
* Rolls her eyes and drops to the ground *
* Dashes across the Underlands *
TEO!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Niccahmabob on Feb 16, 2005 20:38:56 GMT -5
*STARES*
..Er...Si, Senor..I mean...Senorita.
GAH! NO!
*Gallops after*
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Post by The ASW on Feb 16, 2005 20:40:44 GMT -5
* Looks over her shoulder, picks up speed, and jumps back into the air *
* Skids to a halt in said air and wheels around, pointing the Kuassary at the stranger *
Who are you and vhat do you vant!?
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Post by Niccahmabob on Feb 16, 2005 20:43:15 GMT -5
*Stops...stares*
Ehh..No hablo ingles!
*Smiles, shrugging*
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Post by The ASW on Feb 16, 2005 20:44:42 GMT -5
Vell, I don't speak Lebanese, either!
* Sends a particle beam at the oddity *
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Post by Niccahmabob on Feb 16, 2005 20:46:57 GMT -5
HOLY FLAMINGO!
*Matrix music comes on as she limbo's the beam in slow motion.*
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Post by The ASW on Feb 16, 2005 20:48:35 GMT -5
You saidt HOLY... THAT IS NYET A LES -- LEBANESE VORD.
* Pauses *
I almost saidt lesbian.
* Eyes dart *
* Shoots at again *
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Post by Niccahmabob on Feb 16, 2005 20:52:14 GMT -5
*Jumps out of the way, opening her lunchbox, unleashing an army of tiny, chipmunk-like aliens.*
ATTAAAAAAAACKKK!!!
*They...do what armies to and attack the ASW with their Ebonomics and toothpicks.*
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Post by The ASW on Feb 16, 2005 20:53:50 GMT -5
* Narrows eyes *
* Disappears *
* Reappears behind the lesbi -- lebanese *
* Shoots at her again *
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Post by Niccahmabob on Feb 16, 2005 20:54:56 GMT -5
*Is shi--shot with the... whatever it is.*
*Does whatever the gun does to people*
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