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Post by Skiv on May 29, 2004 12:11:11 GMT -5
Does Dee Kneef have something aganst kenderkin?
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on May 29, 2004 12:39:25 GMT -5
"Ahhh, greaat."
*goes to try to pry her various weapons off of Seashah*
--TEO
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Kishana
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Kishana Mornai, Advisor to Da Skiv and Historian of the Underlands
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Post by Kishana on May 29, 2004 23:09:42 GMT -5
i've had someone explain kenders to me at least 39 times (well, once or twice anyway) and i still don't get it.
footnotes?
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Post by Seashah on May 29, 2004 23:15:59 GMT -5
Okay. Here's the basic concept of kenders. They're short, they have topknots. Now, here's the main thing. They compulsively steal, but they are not aware of it. So...say your left shoe is missing, if Pastathrower Pieflinger looked through her pouch, she might find it, but not remember stealing it. I know, it's a bit complicated.
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Post by Skiv on May 29, 2004 23:45:20 GMT -5
She's not remember stealing it 'cause she didn't! She prolly found it! Picked it up, and was going to bring it back to you when she figured out it was yours!
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Post by rachaelpwnsyou on May 30, 2004 23:24:58 GMT -5
*holds up Kishana's left shoe*
Oh, wow!
It has Kishana written on the inside!
*gasps*
YOU DROPPED IT! *points at Kishana* Good thing I was there to pick it up so no one would steal it!
*hands Kishana her left shoe, then the right one disappears*
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Post by CoffeeBeanAvenger on May 30, 2004 23:41:11 GMT -5
[glow=purple,2,300]Greetings all! I am come. I march beneath the Banner of da Skiv, and serve her as the offical Superhero of the Underlands! Should firepower beyond the might of ParadoX, AoQ, and Gothish be needed, I am here.
I reside in a large, parklike area, alone, but I enjoy the company of my friends at any time. The area has many gravel paths running through it. The path to the left leads to a simple, elegant Japanese garden, with a koi pond and a stream chuckling merrily to itself as it runs through it. There is a red wooden bridge over the stream, where I like to stand and watch the fishes when something is bothering me.
The path to the right leads to a tranquil rock garden, with an exquisite Tea house inside it. Here I greet my guests, and introduce them to my home and friends, both furred and not.
The second path on the left leads to my house, which is large, with rooms to spare for guests and friends. There is a pool in the back, carved from a single living Sapphire which glows slightly, illuminating the water at all times. The house has cat flaps in every door, and any cat is always welcome. Behind the house and the pool there is a large sand pit, with a small red sign that reads "Caution! Litterbox! Walk at your own risk."
Inside the house there is (somewhere) a secret door that leads into.... THE BEAN CAVE!! Also within the house is a free coffee bar, with every type of coffee EVER MADE.
Finally, there are my pets. I own a cat, Tarbaby, and Several large black panthers who also serve as guards and alarm system. All of them wear Silver collars with Sapphires imbeded(sp?) in them, and they are all trained to recognize friends.
Again, and I can't stress this enough, the whole area is wild, with plants growing everywhere, and little brooks and ponds dotted all over, and a tunnel of trees covers each path, their branches interlacing like the fingers of old friends.
Ok, im done.[/glow]
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Post by CoffeeBeanAvenger on May 30, 2004 23:41:38 GMT -5
aww crud it came out all blurry
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on May 31, 2004 0:09:42 GMT -5
*grins* Now, coffee, you KNOW you'll have to set up your own coffee shop in the BWE. The Nauseous Possum needs a rival. I'll surely frequent it.
*pictures Coffee as a barista, giggles, and runs off*
--TEO
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Kishana
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Kishana Mornai, Advisor to Da Skiv and Historian of the Underlands
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Post by Kishana on May 31, 2004 8:59:36 GMT -5
Okay. Here's the basic concept of kenders. They're short, they have topknots. Now, here's the main thing. They compulsively steal, but they are not aware of it. So...say your left shoe is missing, if Pastathrower Pieflinger looked through her pouch, she might find it, but not remember stealing it. I know, it's a bit complicated. AHA! Then you, my lovely Skiv, are most definitely a Kender. |
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Kishana Mornai, Advisor to Da Skiv and Historian of the Underlands
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Post by Kishana on May 31, 2004 9:06:51 GMT -5
*spits to get the memory of the taste out of her mouth*
*wails* HOW can you like COFFEE? Any kind of coffee? The ONLY way I can tolerate it is if the coffee to cream and sugar is a ratio of 1 to 7! The taste stays in your mouth for HOURS! It makes you even thirstier! And it practically turns your mouth inside out! (Ooo, that'd be cool to watch! Weird, though ... What's ADD?) And if you use a thermos for coffee you can NEVER use it for anything else EVER again! It's ruined! The taste STAYS in there. Ever had coffee flavored tea? It's HORRIBLE.
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Post by Skiv on May 31, 2004 11:37:24 GMT -5
*waves* Hiya Kishana! Ya you just used my line! ("What's ADD?"). And Coffee? You can fix your post by modifying it and taking out the fill in the font. *nods* You could fill it with COFFEE!
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Post by The Evil Overlordess on May 31, 2004 11:43:00 GMT -5
Right-- I can't stand black coffee either. Ulk. But with some creamer and sugar, it tastes really good, and you begin to like it. Trust me. ^_^
--TEO
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Post by CoffeeBeanAvenger on May 31, 2004 12:10:57 GMT -5
There we go! now it's readable! thank you O Skivling.
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Post by CoffeeBeanAvenger on May 31, 2004 12:12:37 GMT -5
And Btw TEO, sure i'll open a coffee shop!
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Look at the lovely leaf Oz brought me!!
